"I'm so exciteds for this new movie!" I exclaims with excitement. Little did I know... it would be a feature... a creature feature... featuring..... the creature.
by SigmaGoon27 December 13, 2024

Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 1, 2018

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020

A mysterious crack only ever seen at haazendale once you see it you learn the truth, a true blessing from. The profit once you see you learn the truth and can be expected into the kraal and go home.
by Mr haazendale December 21, 2023

by Maryofmagdelene June 18, 2018

I deserve not to gaze upon the Other Creatures of a Woman Being, lest they return my gaze and fill me with shame for having thought to try.
by dumpsterpumpkin February 11, 2025

A creature of the night is a person that is REALLY ugly, I mean HIDEOUS. When you come across them, whether it be online or in person, you will have an intense reaction displaying your disgust that is uncontrollable, like a reflex. Creatures of the night are easily identifiable because they’re often very lonely, and desperate to get their hands on another human being for love and affection. Please avoid them at all cost for your own well-being.
by Frivoloustic October 26, 2019
