squat cobbler

A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.

Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.

by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016

Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn

God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on

by Zerker161 September 3, 2016

Cobbler

A sexual advancement where feet are used as fists.

Please don't give me the cobbler

by Cobblerboy May 27, 2018

Cobbler

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis

She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.

by Master Elf June 3, 2018

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023

squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".

Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.

by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016

squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.

She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers

by soxfan773 September 3, 2016