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squat cobbler

A person who sits in a fruit filled pie for sexual pleasure.
Ernie was so enchanted as he watched his squat cobbler wife squat in her warm apple pie.
by Crafty Trafty August 17, 2016
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Squat Cobbler

Noun. - One who sits on a pie, occasionally while crying or in a costume. Type of fetish porn
God damn that squat cobbler video turned me on
by Zerker161 September 3, 2016
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Cobbler

A sexual advancement where feet are used as fists.
by Cobblerboy May 27, 2018
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Cobbler

noun, when you give a girl a Nut-n'-surprise after she implies you have a small penis
She was talking crap so I gave her a cobbler.
by Master Elf June 3, 2018
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Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.
My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”
by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023
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squat cobbler

It's when a fully clothed man sits on a pie and wiggles his butt around. Can be categorized as a "Fetish".
Jimmy hid his squat cobbler videos in his secret compartment.
by CobblerSquatter September 3, 2016
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squat cobbler

Fetish in which someon sits in a pie and wiggles around. There's usually a costume involved.
She didn't eat the pies, her boyfriend likes squat cobblers
by soxfan773 September 3, 2016
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