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The Real App

An app full of overweight people and sports betters, where the weight average is at least 1200 lbs!
Australia: time to log my 11hrs daily of The Real App!!
by that boi who can do tangs March 10, 2024
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severe apps

by hi_im_k3v September 14, 2022
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Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.
Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.
by iseeu112 February 28, 2024
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Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.
Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.
by Johns November 14, 2023
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Apps

Best family ever. So nice and loving, has blonde hair and blue eyes. Can’t take my eyes of him.
The Apps family is da best
I wish I was in that family.
by Ye the boys. Love ya June 5, 2021
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bon app-a-queef

It is said when a meal look so terribile and smells so disgusting that it evokes the image of a vaginal fart (aka queef).
"Jesus buttfuckin Christ, what's this terrible smell? It smells like truffle butter mixed with dogshit"
"My gf spent the whole morning making this meal for me before leaving for work, but never told her she's fucking terrible at cooking. Would you do me a favor and eat this for me?"
"You sick mofo. You know I can't say no to my best friend. Well, bon app-a-queef, I guess."
by fedewolfie December 10, 2016
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[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.
I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!
by BlakeSke January 23, 2019
mugGet the [APP]roachedmug.

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