Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 18, 2019

Anna & Susan

Anna & Susan are the best people you could meet. They can be a bit weird, but weird can be really funny. They're both loving people, you can most definitely trust them both. Anna & Susan are the best!

cherry: aren't anna & susan the best?
anyone else: DUHHH

by cherryyberryy November 24, 2021

Sideways Susan

When a sex partner performs oral sex to there lover while laying on their side.

I gave Jonathan a fantastic "sideways susan"last night after we had our date.

by muddbutt the nasty wolf June 18, 2018

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Purply Susans

Psilocybin mushrooms, other wise known as magic mushrooms.

I ate those tasty purply susans and realized they're our friends.

by TheCuteCuteOne January 13, 2019

Susan sausage

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

by Gary Guacamole is life May 04, 2021

Susan Brown

I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her cammy's mum xxxxx
She wouldn't add me on snapchat </3

Are you Cammy's mum?

Will you be my mummy?

Susan Brown do you want meet up in Peebles?

Are you sure you're not Cammy's mum?

I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her

by SUsan Brown (Cammy's mum) October 11, 2022