Sonic Underground

a lazy attempt by SEGA to make a sonic cartoon where they have constant loops, story holes and FUCKING BEST GUITAR JAMS LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES!!! also they insert terrible jokes and c00l things in order to appeal to those fucking normie hipsters

also the faces the characters make is great

SEGA: Alright, we need more popularity. We're making a new Sonic cartoon called "Sonic Underground". Ideas?
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...

by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018

Sonic hentai

The worst type of hentai ever. Not hot at all.

"Frank stop wanking to that Sonic hentai!"

by PikaNoob September 26, 2020

sonic syndicate

the most amazing swedish metalcore band (NOT emotive hardcore)to grace planet earth. members include: roland johansson (vocals), john bengtsson (drums), karin axelsson (bass), richard sjunnesson(vocals), richard sjunnesson (guitar), robin sjunnesson(guitar)...

guy 1: have you checked out "Love and Other Disasters?"
guy 2: hell yeah! sonic syndicate makes my pants tight.
guy 1: please tell me that's just because of karin...

by kyliedanger6 April 4, 2009

sonic dump

when you take a dump that is so loud and intense you end up with hearing loss or other ear damages.

I took a sonic dump last month and i still cant hear anything out of my right ear!!!

by noshelter September 15, 2004

sonic oc

When the kid from elementary, named Alex or something of the sorts, decides to make an original character for you and others. You can tell by the poop under his finger nails that he idolizes the show. So, out of pity, you accept this gift that was done painstakingly "perfect" to match the Sonic characters.

They are shit but you are not willing to have the power of tard smite you or anyone one around you. This is taking one for the team and is seen as very brave act.

"Fuck! Alex is coming with those shit 'Sonic OCs'." "Nah, mate just take one for the team and take his drawing so we don't get fucked by his tard gang."

by Here_You_go_mate September 2, 2017

sonic orgasm

An orgasm that is induced by a sound, music, or theoretically by words. Does not necessarily involve the genitals, however it is possible for the auditory pathways of the brain to transmit the orgasm "wave" to other pleasure centers of the brain. Thus causing a potentially embarrassing public display of knee buckling, moaning and ejaculation. The physiological process is not entirely understood but it is theorized that it has something to do with neuron pathways that crossed during fetal development.

Dude, I was totally listening to Stone Temple Pilots and it was a total sonic orgasm, I wish it were that easy to get a chick off!

by Ian Born June 23, 2008

Sonic the Werehog

An extreme physical change over Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog. This was an attempt to give alternate game play in the video game Sonic Unleashed The Werehog is Werewolf like. His speed has severely slowed down. Sega attempted to make for the speed with combat techniques, which are given by collecting amounts of Dark Gaia Force. Although mostly long and tedious, the Werehog is an ok start for alternative game play. Few levels are actually enjoyable. (I.E Chun-Nan) The PS3/Xbox 360 has much better combat as opposed to the Wii.

Sonic Fan: Yay! Better 3-D Sonic! Wait, *picks up case* Sonic the Werehog? Hmm, looks interesting

*Plays through first night stage*
Sonic Fan: I hate you Sega

by Chaos Punishment February 25, 2010