pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 27, 2017

shocker nation

known as two in the pink one in the stink but then zou pull it out of the stink and slurp up the skittles and fuck hard

shocker nation

by ghottiweiner February 13, 2019

Shocker Collar

A collar that wraps around ones neck and waist and has two sharp dildos. One big one…for the butthole. And one really tiny one…for the urethra.

“While working as a dominatrix Barbara would often times use the shocker collar to humiliate and entice her clients. The large dildo for the ass was always expected, but the small dildo in the urethra was always a real shocker”

“Michael, why are you walking so funny?”, Jeff asked.

“Well Shannon used the shocker collar on me last night and now I’m bleeding out my peehole”.

by Norman Lilith Mavis-Morticia February 05, 2022

Male Shocker

Two on the round, one in the pound!

Eric asked for a male shocker, Tiffany suggested two on the round one on the pound!

by Realwordsspoken November 19, 2020

G-Shocker

An individual that loves to wear G-shocks and is called by his friends G-shocker.

What's up G-shocker- An individual that loves to wear G-shocks.

by Antkololo May 07, 2018

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017

Dude Shocker

One in the dink and one in the stink!

Terry thought the shocker should be more gender neutral... So he gave Nick the dude shocker... They both agreed it was fun...

by CatPenis69 March 08, 2019