middle seat

in cars that have them, where a girlfriend sits when her boyfriend is driving. in no other situation would anyone want to sit in it.

my girlfriend always sits in the middle seat in the truck so we can snuggle and kiss while i drive.

by hiddendude January 22, 2010

lawn seats

code name for weed over the phone

caller: "hey man, do you have those lawn seats ready to go?"
dealer: "yep, all ready. when and where do you want to pick them up??"

by skakid December 19, 2009

seat-sniffer

A middle-aged man who pervs over young girls.

by Drunk Merlin October 23, 2003

mercy seat

The Electric Chair. Used in the electrocution of a prisoner sentenced to death by law.

"And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this weighing of the truth.
An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die."

The Mercy Seat
Johnny Cash

by Mr. Orom October 4, 2005

cop a seat

sit down and shut up

He only in the 8th grade so he betta cop a seat!

by Jeremy December 10, 2003

two-seating

driving with your right arm resting on the back of the passenger's seat

"Chains gleaming, switching lanes, two-seating..." -Nas in "Hero"

by asoiubnweks August 9, 2008

Ejector Seat

Upon finishing the act of sex in a vehicule open the door,knee the girl in the asshole out the door and send her on her way.

After we went parking i gave her the ejector seat to get rid of her

by BILLY LEBLANC April 16, 2004