Puppet Show

Sex act where a female riding a male in the cowgirl position is still visible behind a cover like a sheet, shower curtain, or door, as her head pokes above the obstacle.

A couple was fucking right behind the window, you can tell because the woman was periodically bouncing into view, it was a real puppet show.

by Moby Huge February 10, 2019

Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel August 11, 2008

playing puppets

A sexual act, normally referring to touching a females genitals with the hand/fingers.

"We didn't have sex, but we did play puppets..."

by Lucanos August 27, 2005

puppet necking

The act of a male putting a puppet on his hand and masturbating with it

Instead of being a basic bitch, you should try puppet necking.

by Choking_muther-69 May 5, 2017

The Stinky Puppet

When a man puts the sweaty sock he wore all day on his hand and proceeds to masturbate with with sock covered hand.

When performed with another it is called "The Stinky Puppet Show"

Joseph: Last night when I got home from the gym, I was so horny I did The Stinky Puppet!

Charlie: Thats sounds awesome! I gotta try this tonight!

by studyhallbuddies April 20, 2010

Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.

Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011

penis puppeteer

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.

female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.

by UTCJAM November 16, 2006