Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

Nobody talks to ME like that

Really? Him too!? Wow, well then me and this nobody guy would probably get along.

A retard "Nobody talks to ME like that so it must be YOU."

Hym "It is."

by Hym Iam July 7, 2025

Nobody’s perfect

An excuse to continue on your bullshit.

Yes, I steal, I’m mean, and I treat people like shit, but nobody’s perfect.

by Excuses people give February 11, 2025

Joyful Nobody

That dude at a party no one knows, but tolerates cause he's hype as fuck. Also he sells weed behind the school at 4-6 pm.

Dude 1: yo whos that guy dancing alone?
Dude 2: idk no one knows his name he's just a joyful nobody

by surfaceareaofacow October 10, 2021

nobody

nobody is a song by our god mitski

gay ass:hey what’s ur fav song?
another gay ass:nobody by mitski

by victorrr January 14, 2022

nobody:

the most unfunniest “meme” EVER created by youtubians that have the WORST humor ever possible.

youtubian: nobody:
youtubian:me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

literally anyone who has actual good humor:😐

by Juga is super awesome April 25, 2022

Oskar x nobody

Oskar, r not buff like me 🤠

Oskar x nobody is such a great ship right ?
IS IT ??
YES IT IS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ur secretly adopted August 27, 2022