Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

mud butterfly

The act of shitting urself, sitting down and massaging it for a while before you sit on an A3 sheet of paper to discover the beautiful butterfly effect.

Whilst try to push out a fart tommy shit himself, whitch inspired his inner artist so he decided to make a mud butterfly

by Emu eggs November 2, 2020

air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.

Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!

by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 8, 2009

mud snowshoe

Using semen as a lubricant for inserting a foot into a rectum.

I'm gonna mud snowshoe the SHIT outta this chick...

by Big Rubber April 2, 2016

mud dropping

to excrete fecal matter from an elevated position

my mud droppings were so large they made me stand up from the toilet

by Danyo February 19, 2003

mud ting

a thing that's extremely wet and brown, i.e muddy

"Want to run around the field with me?"

"Nahh, that's a mud ting"

by CarrotBoi September 20, 2016