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give me my mon mons. my mulah, my cash. MY MONEY.
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a rocket league god and he is tall and named Eugene.
"Mon your just a Mexican raccoon."
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Pronounced similarly so that it rhymes with 'bomb' or 'gone', A 'Mon' is an individual from the Cheshire region of the Uk who is characterised with a high interest in tractors.

They are typically not an actual expert in farming per se, thier love for tractors and associated machinery are thier only areas of interest.

The word 'Mon' is derived from 'Man' and designed to emulate the more slack jawed speech of the rural population of the area. It is typically incorporated into a greeting as follows: "Alreet (country slang for alright?) me (my) mon"

Many non-countryside influenced individuals use this way of addressing each other in order to sound simulator to the inhabitants of rural areas of cheshire i.e Nantwich, Malpas, Audlem etc.
"Alreet me mon, me john deere's PTO shaft has broken"

Or

"Can I lend a 3/4" socket for me Land Rover mon?"
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v. - When snow evaporates and sublimates directly into gas, i.e. the opposite of snow itself.

The origin of this word can be traced to a homeroom at Blackford High School, Blackford County, IN in the early nineties. It was observed that snow was evaporating outside without melting and there was no actual word in English for this, and that effectively this was the opposite of the act of snow itself. Thus looking or an effective word a small group of friends determined "snow" spelled backwards was "wons" which was too confusing as "won" is already a well defined word; however, if you inverted the "w" you got "mons" and thus lexicographical history was made.
It snowed last night, but with the temperature above freezing it's monsing out. By the end of the day the snow will be gone.
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Ma brudda ma mon

- You are ma brudda ma mon
- jaka broda kurwa?
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Sion Mon

A blend of Malayalam and Welsh to form Sion Mon
Sion means Grace of God

Mon means Boy
i.e Sion Boy
by John Sheila Ki Jawani July 21, 2022
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Span of 3 months and 46 days
I once went on a trip for mon.
by Elephantearieswithascorpiomoon December 29, 2020
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