Mirror Job

When a man gets a handjob from his clone. It's a decidedly not-gay act (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Corey was feeling frisky, but had earlier broken both of his hands when he'd sat on them. So, he had his clone give him a Mirror Job, and was still heterosexual afterwards.

by CoreyLovesPaintball July 27, 2009

side mirror

You know, that little mirror that you use to merge into other lanes? That kinds helps you but doesn't because sometimes it's to small but other times it makes you feel like a badass while driving down the road going 65 on a 35 with your Honda civic.

My side mirrors,

Woah this guy caught me off, I saw him thru my side mirrors.

by Thatonetallmf November 24, 2021

dodge mirrors

dodge mirrors is a game we play to avoid seeing a reflection of ourselves naked.

I have been playing dodge mirrors since I gained 10 pounds. Since turning 50 I have played dodge mirrors!

by phyllisw July 9, 2009

mirror~image words

When a word is split exactly down the middle horizontally.

A few mirror~image words for example, are "BIKE", "CHIDE", & "DOE" . I'm sure there are many more.

by Starchylde June 1, 2016

myspace mirror picture

When myspace users take pictures of themselves in the mirror to look cool, but are only embarrasing themselves.

They dont even have any consideration to wash their jizz infested mirrors off so we can see their faces.

Pookie - Dude, that frotch Jamie.. totally just ruined that pic with her toothpaste spit all over the mirror.

Parkay - Dude, i know.. its them damn red heads! stupid myspace mirror picture!

Pokie - Dude, guys... thats not nice.. she cant help that her crotch is on fire..lol

by Pookie, Porkie, & Pokie July 22, 2006

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

by cows float all the time October 25, 2008

motorial mirror reflex

(MMR for short)

When a person comes across another person head on while walking, and both try to avoid a collision and doing so yield to the same side a view times, resulting in an awkward moment for both participants.

"I walked to the station last week and i had a multi motorial mirror reflex with a chick. It took at least five takes to get passed her!"

by Dirtyminded December 26, 2009