credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

jet engining

When your computer fan kicks into overdrive and spins at 100000000RPM, making a noise equivalent to that of a jet engine on take off

hang on, I can't hear a word you're saying; my computer is jet engining

by X marks my dick November 17, 2017

Jet Turbine

when you helicopter your penis slapping a woman in her face while doing the deed

You: Last night I did the Jet turbine on my Female Friend
Companion: That seems like it was very splendid to do

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

Wet Jetted

Squirting or female ejaculation

I met a girl that wet jetted all over the place.

by zzzzzmegan October 5, 2015

Jet d'eau?

An offering of water from one to another.

Jet d'eau?

Oh yes please, Sean. I'm dehydtrated after the post match pintage.

by We Speak French November 2, 2012

Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!

That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝

by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017

The Jet Fighter

The Jet Fighter is for dudes with sleep apnea that use a cpap machine and wear a full face respirator mask during any sexual activity.

I told her to call me Ice Man before I put my cpap mask on and gave her The Jet Fighter last night.

by Old Scratch August 17, 2023