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Little Red Hen disorder

Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
by QuacksO April 25, 2016
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Hen

Gender neutral.
A person who has the sole purpose of gossiping/causing conflict and is content with the most basic and fundamental material. Hens create close knit groups quickly so they don't have to interact with others who do not gossip or passive aggressively segregate themselves. Social media, cheesy mugs with only a quote and Mean Girls references are quick identifiers.
1) Steve was informed that Veronica is a Hen. Veronica later that day talked shit about everyone they work with but comments at least no one here is ugly. Veronica refuses to assist Steve while she instructs him on how to do things; Meanwhile she searches for a top for her upcoming party where she hates the host but her friends are going so she should at least pop up.

"Don't worry about the office Hen. Once they get to know you, it'll be not as uncomfortable."
by anonymous December 24, 2020
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STEP-HEN

A friend WhoIsABiotchAndTouches/Squeeses your tits for some reason
HE IS ACTING LIKE A STEP-HEN
by Dumbshit!!!!!!! April 3, 2020
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Prostate Hen

A type of hen that just has a very veiny throbbing prostate that can call the cows from out of town. Also can be used to describe a tight gay man.
Omg that hen has some ass power, it must be a Prostate Hen!! Or. Damn this dudes a serious prostate hen!! Jesus!!
by Ethyl Barbiecrotch November 30, 2020
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Hen

Short for Henlo (hello).

In fast paced world, there is no need for lo.

There is only need for Hen.
Hen, friend.

Hen!

Hen?

HEN!! ;)
by Titusandromedon June 19, 2022
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Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.
The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.
by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023
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Hen

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.
"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."
by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019
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