Inverted Flute

When your dick gets punched into your stomach.

“I got an inverted flute”
“Man that must’ve hurt”

by fireball11 October 13, 2018

Flute The Goot

Actually blowing on the schlong while administering a Blowjob

She looked like she’d be good, but then she flute the goot.

by Joe-Joeeee December 29, 2022

Flute boys

A group of band geeks in marching band that wanted to go as frat boys aka rich collage golf players that have nothing to do with their lives so they act like they are better than everyone else 😵 💫

Band kid 1: “what the hell are the flutes dressed as?”
Flute section leader: “oh we are the frat boys!”

Band kid 1: “tf is that do you mean the Flute boys or something? 🙁”

by Kirby your mom July 29, 2021

Flute Girl

An Inconspicuous way of calling a female a prostitute. Often associated in murals, paintings and literature with the Greek god Dionysius.

"Is she a stripper? She's more than a stripper; she's a flute girl"

by NorCal Nico November 27, 2022

chiefing the flute

When you pretend you know what you're doing

Juan likes chiefing the flute when he sails.

by Ehhhh ehhhh ehhhh September 20, 2017

flute horn

When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.

Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!

by Pink Fish December 10, 2018

slute flute

Its a metaphorical flute that can summon common slutes or slores. Usually the process needs an amass of drugs or alcohol and a phone contact list full of slutty girls.

Bro play the slute flute and lets summon some whores for tonight.

dude grab the slute flute so I can get a slore to blow on my skin flute!

by SluteMeifer March 19, 2014