Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
by dylan May 13, 2005
Get the eventitymug. When an individual lies or grossly exaggerates so often that it becomes difficult to determine whether what they're saying is true, a joke, or utterly false.
Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.
Originally coined by the YouTuber hbomberguy in his video "ROBLOX_OOF.mp3" while discussing the alleged lies of American video game music composer Tommy Tallarico.
"Jonathon's lies have been so profuse that his claim to have met the President with a picture of him posing Infront of a wax statue has crossed the Tallarico Event Horizon."
by titanicandthomasfan0 March 2, 2024
Get the Tallarico Event Horizonmug. A bad event that causes the people to intentional do or avoid performing certain actions and or activities in order to reduce the risk of having the same or similar issue happen to them. Often times it may only affect the specific place and or area where the event happened.
The shark attack at the beach caused less people to go to the beach for weeks, because people didn’t want to risk getting attacked. It was a repelling event.
by Vanguard 1998 April 16, 2022
Get the Repelling eventmug. Not the actual order of events. They were treating me like a normal person. Jeremy showed up. They stopped doing that entirely. I threatened them. Everyone but the guy I threatened continued to do it. Then people in the community started to do it. Then I left. And every following job proceeded to be the same story. I would start working. They would treat me like a regular person. Someone would show up. It stopped immediately. With the exception being when I worked with my cousin out of town. Though one of his friends were clearly doing it. And then my current job where I was officially a public figure and they knew at insemination.
Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Jane left. A new manager showed up. He was there for less than a week and left immediately. Likely because he didn't want to be implicated. Michelle showed up. They started doing the think. Noah started getting in arguments withe everyone and throwing literal tantrums every day. Michelle called me and Jamhal into Noah's room to reveal the sex stains. Michelle BROUGHT KENDRA THERE. The tantrums stopped immediately. I was then goaded into violating the boundaries policy. Which I did not. I stopped working and following the rules immediately. They then spent the next 2 years pressuring me into following the rules while I literally created AI. I told you that at some point I would get transferred out. Michelle came to me and divulged that Westley had come to her about the retard molestation. When they tried to transfer me I exposed what had been going on. I was ignored for 2 days and then I put her on blast on Facebook. Got a call from HR and was then fired for not reporting retard sex. Flash forward 2 years the AI is complete and now your kids are dead because people are doing to others what they are doing to me. THAT is the order of events. And now you're trying to steal from me so your kids can live in a delusion where you aren't retarded, amoral pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
Get the Order of eventsmug. by uttam maharjan February 12, 2012
Get the co-eventmug. A period (menstruation)
Person 2: why do you look so down?
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow
Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
Person 1: Jaws (event) is starting tomorrow
Person 2: oh shit, if you need any tampons just ask
by GalacticKiwi November 13, 2021
Get the Jaws (event)mug. Adam: Hey, have you played Wii Sports Club?
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.
Gary Bob Saget: I would but the spine is not a fun little event.
Adam: Are you talking about the game in general?
Gary Bob Saget: No, just the spine.
Adam: What the fuck?
Gary Bob Saget: Wha?
Adam: You won't play a game because of the spine?
Gary Bob Saget: yea.
by CombsRKewl September 30, 2020
Get the Not a fun little eventmug.