It's a mythical creature from meth army lore where this poor addicted household had a plastic bag covered in humanity and resin to the point where it woke up sentient and warns people addicted to drugs of upcoming dangers. It's a transmorphing plastic bag that grows syringes out of its limbs and dances on your back to warn of dangerous situations. The world's first living pokemon. Breakdances frequently.
by Cody5050 June 8, 2022
Get the Jibberwalky creaturemug. A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 21, 2019
Get the Couch Creaturemug. A family from Northeast Philadelphia who has been procreating together for many decades creating grotesque offspring. They prey on potentially normal people and brainwash them, turning them into elite followers. The patriarch also known as “the wizard” is well known but not respected. Be sure not to fall under the spells of the MCGN.
Ewwww did you see bobs wife?
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
Yeah she’s one of the mongoloid creatures of the greater northeast. Nasty.
by Petty pretty princess April 12, 2022
Get the Mongoloid creatures of the greater northeastmug. A mysterious crack only ever seen at haazendale once you see it you learn the truth, a true blessing from. The profit once you see you learn the truth and can be expected into the kraal and go home.
by Mr haazendale December 21, 2023
Get the Beefs creaturemug. I'm a deviant creature, If you know what that means. If you are interested in how it feels like to be in the company of a very feminine and passable CD, lemme know!
by TacoJackson August 26, 2017
Get the deviant creaturemug. by Norman Vas Pas December 2, 2022
Get the Creaturemug.