Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013

Musical Chairs

The physical game which inspired Hunger Games, Minecraft Hunger Games, Fortnite, & PUBG, Pixel Gun battle royal, & Apex Legends.

Fortnite: PUBG copied us
Apex Legends: First time?
Musical chairs: *Laughs in hidden*

by ArticEmpire February 20, 2020

chair wanker

Typically found in groups, people who go to music festivals and set up near the stage with deckchairs, inflatable sofas or picnic blankets and expect everyone to leave a big gap around them. Often can be found not even using aforementioned items.

"Hey did you enjoy the Isle of Wight Festival?"
"Sure, but there was chair wankers everywhere!"

by Wighteggy June 12, 2019

Chair-jacked

To get out of your chair and walk away to do something and come back and someone is in/has taken your chair.

Dude, what the heck I walked away to go get a drink of water and you chair-jacked me.

by Nate Kampe January 23, 2009

Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.

He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.

by Chairsitcity November 25, 2011

cpby chair

cpby chair

A foldable chair that is covered in glass

Them: Yo why does that chair have glass all over it!?

Everyone else: cpby chair!

by Let'sTalkDictionary October 24, 2023