A very TRUE story, please be careful with these people, they are prone to roofeing men especially and taking advantage of them.
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink 🍸 you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
by THAI 💩 February 5, 2025
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Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
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Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
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