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COD Texting 

When one or both participants involved in the text conversation are participating in Call of Duty online matches. This conversation is characterized by one to two minute bursts of conversation, immediately followed by 10 to 15 minutes of no response due to that person's involvement in a game. This can be very frustrating to those unfamiliar with the ways of the COD.
Person 1 - "Hey dude how's it goin?"

Person 2 - "Hey man its goin well. What are you up to tonight?"

10 minutes pass

Person 2 - "???"

5 more minutes pass

Person 1 - "Hey man, I was playin COD. Got a chopper gunner and almost a nuke! Ya I'm not sure what I'm up to."

Person 2 - "Ya me too. You need to let me know when you're playin call of duty. Its rude to be COD texting when you start a conversation."
COD Texting by The Murrdawg October 11, 2011
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To carry on a conversation via the sending (and receiving) of text messages. To partake in texting (not simply the sending of a text message) you must have an actual conversation with another, or multiple people, similar to an aim conversation. Texting is very convenient because you can communicate with another individual virtually anywhere at any time, and if you are stealthy enough no one will even know you are texting. Regular texters are silently bound to the rules of text etiquette.
I spent hours last night texting about The Lord of the Rings to my friend.

Kelly got her phone taken away in geometry when the teacher caught her texting.
texting by Anonymous130 June 15, 2008
VERB:
Testing is when someone fondles their/someones testicles in a sexual manner.
Hey man this chick was awesome last night, right when i was about to nut she started testing me. aww that was awesome.
Testing by mr grimm666 April 28, 2009

texting friends 

When two people have a very strong relationship through text messaging but do not see each other face-to-face often.
I really like Jason but him and I are just texting friends
texting friends by arophes September 15, 2013

sexy texting 

A much better word than sexting. same meaning though................
Katie Mottram won't stop 'sexy texting' me!!!!!
sexy texting by Not Jack Hughes November 2, 2010

sleep texting

where the sufferer blindly engages in convos via text. sleeptexting is usually involves the person affected to randomly text as if awake, any memories of the sleeptexting episode cannot be recalled. it can affect people of any age. sleeptexters are a danger to themselves & others.
chick: you heard rod got chris brown'd ?
chick ii: what ? what happened ?
chick: he sleep texted koko & told her that he was sleeping with someone else.
chick ii: zamn, sleep texting is dangerous.
sleep texting by mCbillions March 9, 2009

Testing nuts 

Rambling about something you know nothing about
My teacher was talking about how great Hillary Clinton is, she's obviously testing nuts
Testing nuts by Beli_whodie May 7, 2015