Ted Cruise

A murder spree.

After getting fired from his dead-end job, John took his old Cavalier out for a Ted cruise, leaving over 20 dead.

by RCM43 June 3, 2018

Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

by deliman007 August 2, 2011

ted nugent

its when you sleep with a girl and she gets up to leave the room and you crossbow her in the back.

Chris got mad at Evelyn so he gave her a ted nugent when she when to the bathroom.

by Musclepants July 11, 2006

Ted Move

When a person in a relationship drops the L Bomb way too soon. Ted is referring to Ted Mosby In How I Met Your Mother (HIMYM)

Bf: I told my gf that i love her last night!

Bf Bro: DUDE! Totally a Ted Move, thats only your second date!

by Jimmy Gray October 20, 2008

Ted Cruz

A phrase used to describe an abnormally large piece of excrement.

Damn! That Cow just took a huge Ted Cruz on the ground!

I just took a Ted Cruz in the toilet. Took me about 3 flushes to finally flush that big turd down.

by TheTruthWithin October 16, 2013

ted jenkins

A commonly used aboriginal/ white boy name often given to those of kind nature and a humble heart.

Girl: Dad meet my new boyfriend
Dad: keep him, he seems like Ted Jenkins

by jackphillips43 April 25, 2017

ted janky

(adjective). In the world of pottery, the phrase ted janky refers to a piece that is not visually appealing. The geometry and finger loops are just insanely grotesque.

Blah! That mug is ted janky.

by slamjanky February 18, 2020