lone ranger teabag

See similar definition for tea bagging but instead of 2 testicles the individual in question only has one testicle.

"This guy 'chimpy' was so hot I wanted to inhale his balls. When I pulled down his black slacks I noticed he only had one testicle, so I gave him a Lone Ranger Teabag."

by JeffKiss November 23, 2016

teabagger

multiple meanings. 1) one who carries large bags of packaged tea for shipment. 2) a man that squats on top of a womens face and lowers his genitals into her mouth during sex, known as "teabagging" 3) one who has a job or talent that is low in social status 4) a person who is unaware that they have said or done something foolish, childlike, noobish, lame, or inconvenient. 5) also see "fagbag", "lamer", "noob"

also!: during a 1w:2m sex event, where one male performs vaginal sex, while the other performs cunnilingus... the fellow on the bottom is the "Teabagger"

"Matt baseball, I can't believe he skipped our lan party to go to practice. Yeah, that kid is such a teabagger."

"I don't mind being a teabagger, if the other guy doesn't have shave stubble."

by London Pub Gaff May 13, 2005

teabagging

To smear one's balls in and around the face and mouth. The participant then concludes the process by balancing each testicle in both eye sockets.

I was caught teabagging him with confidence.

by mate20000 May 13, 2014

arizona iced teabag

the process of soaking your balls in iced tea and teabagging a girl in the face

cold fast and squishy thats an arizona iced teabag for you

by joemomma94 January 9, 2009

Tabasco Dick

This is when you are about to have sex with a nasty bitch and you wrap it, slap on Tabasco sauce then wrap it again. Once the bitch screams you get out because the first one busted.

That bitch was so nasty, I had to give her the Tabasco Dick!

by Devious Tuning February 11, 2009

Tabasco Challenge

A series of shots designed to get any person, no matter how tolerant, absolutely shit-faced. Consists of: licking salt off of left wrist, double shot of tequila, shot of rum, shot of vodka with a dash of Tabasco, double shot of tequila, licking salt off of right wrist. Invented by three students at Lovett College at Rice University.

"So I did the Tabasco Challenge last night, and I woke up wearing my friend's pants."

by Edgar Odell November 4, 2006

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009