Sh-long Term Memory

To have a combination of short term memory and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that sh-long term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

Shlong Term Memory

A person has a combination of short and long term memory.

Me: Hey Gordon, do you remember the homework that was due today from two weeks ago.

Gordon: Nah, I don't remember anything like that.

Me: But it's due in like an hour.

Gordon: What's due in an hour?

Me: Damn you got that shlong term memory.

by MountedGeneral June 30, 2018

popular terms

Terms that are widely used that may include metaphors, similes, idioms, etc.

“Lit” and “yeet” are an example of a “popular terms”.

“Yo! Greta be yeeting that lit party!”
“My fellow friends, leteth thee use popular terms in thy words”

Or
“Lol, let’s hang with that britteney bitch.”

Lmfao I have no idea what I’m doing I’m just rlly bored. -creator

by Bored reptilian July 8, 2018

Smoke term memory loss

When you forget things because you smoke a lot.

Dude, you remember what happened last night?

Nah.

Dang. Smoke term memory loss.

by Djfirehawk14 July 28, 2018

Asshole terms

If it's short and makes you sound like a smart ass, then you're an asshole.
This also applies to terms that point out the fucking obvious, regardless of weather or not it's does anything for the conversation/question.

Can anyone tell me how to properly cook vegetables? PLEASE don't use any asshole terms.
Look it up on Google.

by Tech FUCKER August 23, 2018

Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.

If you violate our Terms Of Service, you will be hanged by your boss Lil Tay!

by Mxlvxn September 8, 2018

Term Bill

A bill detailing all of the large and minute expenses for a semester/year for a college education. It is also the unholy nightmare of every college student and their families. That is unless you're a lucky schmuck who got a full ride.

"Hey did you get to pay your term bill yet?"
"I did, and now I don't have money for food."

by Oliomolio July 30, 2019