tamper

to interfere with, to meddle

It's important not to tamper with unknown chemicals in a science lab.

by Rocking4god April 19, 2007

turd tamper

Slang term for a homosexual.

All the guys who got the bar named "the Flaming Penise" are turd tampers.

by Garlic September 7, 2003

tapped

an expression used to describe strange or stupid behaviour or experiences

"When I was trippin' last night, I saw a wheelchair flying through the sky"
"You're tapped mate"

by stubbs May 4, 2003

Taper

A swimmers word for masturbation.

I'm sore from tapering last night.

by Stomp742 September 4, 2012

Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.

Topper Headon is my drumming hero.

by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006

trapper keeper

1. Something like a "folder" with different compartments for every subject in school. So you can sort and archive your stuff from school in a "trapper keeper". Sometimes the trapper keeper has many more features, like cartman's trapper keeper: "Yeah well, its got ten different compartments for every subject in school, electronic pencil sharpener, four plastic bags with electronic zippers, copy machine, fax, a better picture of Dawson's Creek on the back than Kyle's, flat screen TV, and of course OnStar."

2. Cartman got a Dawson's Creek Trapper Keeper (Ultra Keeper Futura S2000). This trapper keeper is evil and will take over the whole world.

This trapper keeper is fuckin' gay.

"Oh, but you have a Trapper Keeper. Oh, you got the little crapper keeper didn't you? But at least your stupid brother got a briefcase"

This trapper keeper will take over the whole world

by Screw you guys! January 6, 2004

tapped cigarette

a cigarette whose end (the end that you burn, not the filter) has been moistened and then dipped in cocaine

when smoked, you instantly get a slight high similar to the high you feel when you smoke crack.

"let me tap my cigarette in that coke before you cut it into lines"

"i like to smoke tapped cigarettes because it's a great way to feel a crack-like high without actually having to say that you've smoked crack before"

by _zima_ March 18, 2008