mountain flakes

A cereal made by the great wall rejects(mien people)
Basically it has a tiger and a mountain on the cereal box
Supposedly it claimed that for every box you buy, mien people will stop living in caves and also stop eating tigers on a daily basis

Mountain Flakes sounds like an unique cereal

by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson December 17, 2007

Shit Mountain

A tall, burly man that is sort of an asshole. Usually wears dingy overalls and works as a laborer.

I'm not going to work today. Ever since they hired Shit Mountain, I hate going out in the field.

by Bluevolume May 22, 2009

Climbing the Mountain

The act of having sex with a very large and fat woman in which the man must actually climb her to penetrate her.

Chubby B here loves the fat girls, hes been climbing the mountain for sex since he was 12.

by J-A Jewberg September 24, 2007

mountain view

A city in the southern Bay Area, rated top 10 in High Times. Holds some of the best schools in the country. Mountain View High School rated #1 in California, where even the dumbest are smarter than you. Where kids ain't scared to throw down. Home to some of the American's biggest companies. 30 minutes from the beach. Lot of rich people.

Some bad ass fools reside in Mountain View.
I feel too powerful, let's go to Mountain View to feel inferior.
Everyone's down for whateva in Mountain View.

by Heeella March 23, 2006

Mountain Slut

A mountain slut is a nomadic creature who generally inhabits your local ski town. Technically "Mountainous Slutimus Maximus", mountain sluts roam the slopes searching for ski cock, snow board slong, and occasionally boarder bush (aka Lesbians). These surly slop tarts adapt well to high altitudes and cold climates, but sometimes are found in the valley. See "Valley Slut".

"Hey D-Rock, are mountain sluts posting up on the slopes or what son?"

by Fritz K. March 18, 2008

brokeback mountaineer

A man who appears to be rugged and manly on the surface. A male expected to be straight yet you find out hes really a homosexual. Good at hiding feminine traits.

Wow, can you beleive it.. who would of ever known Rehmeyer was a brokeback mountaineer.

by dvm January 27, 2008

Mountain Weekend

One of the most exciting weekends in college, spent in cabins in the mountains getting hammered, getting laid, and raging like the world's about to end.

Girl 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm going to XYZ's Mountain Weekend, I've been painting my cooler all week and am ready to get absolutely wrecked.

by RageFace98 November 06, 2011