Shitting a Symphony

The act of farting that results in a brass instrument sounding rumble.

Did you hear David in the bathroom? It sounded like Beethoven conducting in there! He was shitting a symphony!

by David smallwood February 23, 2015

Simpsons did it

A term you refer to when a situation requested by someone has been already done on The Simpsons.

Derives from South Park.

"How about we split the UrbanDictionary into two websites to adapt to the new area code?"
"Simpsons did it!"

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

Sympathy Fuck

When you have sex with someone just to cheer them up. Most often in cases of boredom. Comes with no strings attached or emotional investment.

Guy 1: Why did you have sex with Jill?

Guy 2: I was bored and her dog just died.

Guy 1: Oh, so it was a sympathy fuck.

by creativedude92 June 11, 2011

Simpsons' cloud

A cumulus cloud, the type you see at the beginning of The Simpsons TV show. See also Simpsons' sky. Very useful when describing to someone clouds without having to remember which ones are cumulus, cirrus, etc.

There were only some Simpsons' clouds, so it was a pretty nice day.

by Dane S June 27, 2007

OJ Simpson

See guilty.

He did it.

by Dawg November 28, 2003

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

sampsonfuck

1. A completely and totally unnecessary expletive with no real meaning.

2. The act of engaging in sexual congress with a man/woman named Sampson.

Let's get the sampsonfuck outta here!

Mary-Beth: I fucked John last night.
Jacqueline: Isn't his last name Sampson?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: Wow! Was that your first Sampsonfuck?
Mary-Beth: Yes.
Jacqueline: You must be very proud.
Mary-Beth: Yes.

by czainsaw May 13, 2006