Susan Collins

n. A woman who feigns support for women's rights, but is ultimately only a servant to oppressors. Analog of "Uncle Tom."

Sarah Huckabee Sanders occupying such a prominent position may maker her seem like a champion of equal treatment for women, but she's only a Susan Collins.

by I.M.A. Pseudonym October 6, 2018

Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Susan sausage

The only person to ever up gary guacamole

Yo susan sausage is legemdary

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021

Susan Collins

An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol

Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!

by Politicaldissident October 6, 2018

Lazy Susan

A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.

"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"

by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012

Susan Boyle

verb; when one's first judgement is proven completely opposite

Bobby: "Wow, that cake looks like crap... holy god it's good!"
Freddy: "Threw a bit of a Susan Boyle, didn't it?"

by britishindia June 3, 2009