simian's supper

the last hit, spliff or drink of the day that keeps the monkey off your back while you sleep

Jimmy didn't want to wake up rattling, so he had a simian's supper before he hit the sack

by The Turtle's Head September 22, 2010

Simimon Bun

An affectionate nickname for someone who does many things simultaneously for you; in essence, a slave-like figure. They should be called a simimon bun when you are feeling especially sweet and hungry.

Rachael makes me breakfast, sings, and runs my errands whenever I ask. She is such a simimon bun, I love her!

by Alumni Notion September 12, 2011

similarky

This word is for when someone is saying, about you or about someone else, the same ridiculous, tired stuff and you've heard it all before. This word could also be for when you are saying, about something else or about someone else, the same insincere, foolish stuff you've always said before and they call you on it. (This word is also related to SSDD to some extent.)

Jane is so full of it; I try to talk straight up with that girl but I mean she doesn't tell me nothing but similarky similarky similarky 24-7, yo.

by GAGA HONK October 18, 2012

Simifferent

Similar, yet somehow very different.

"You are a beautiful, put-together, successful woman and I am a creative, struggling, mess of a man with excessive body hair, but we both sit on exercise balls, love box wine, our favorite color is green (then yellow) and we have pooed ourselves as adults."
"I guess that makes us simifferent."

by j_kills May 31, 2013

simiphobia

Simiphobia an annoyance of not being able to do something with one side of your body and not the other. For exaple, scartching your left arm and feeling a fidgety need to scratch your right arm. Also, Simiphobia relates to wanting to do something in patterns or thinking of doing something like blinking and feeling an urge to do it

Simiphobia

by Pseuakoaikak February 5, 2014

simidinger

Someone who constantly is consumed with gay sex including farm animals

Get off my computer simidinger!!! You farm gay fucker!!!

by bosco2323 July 31, 2017

saimin

what hawaiians/haoles call top ramen. tastes best when served dry, smashed into small bits with your auntie's wooden spoon and with at least three seasoning packets.

did you just say "ramen" and not saimin?? are you from the fuckin mainland lolo??
braddah they having a sale on saimin at KTA

by ONE DOLLA August 10, 2017