Suburban Blowfish

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they give you a rim job to make their cheeks expand, then turning around and pressing both hands to their cheeks to force the air out into your own face.

I was gassy when we went at it last time so I decided to give her the old suburban blowfish to whiff my own brand.

by Happy_Flasher October 1, 2020

Suburban Stuntman

A middle-aged man who thinks and acts as if they are a tough, bass-ass, rugged warrior when in fact they are living the mildest and safest possible lifestyle in a zero-crime suburban neighborhood, where the greatest danger is a bird pooping on their car.

Mark: “Check out Tom in his black jacked-up Jeep, 3 day stubble beard, and mean glare. He looks like a cross between Dirty Harry and Chuck Norris on his way to a battle.”

Steve: “Out here? Tom thinks he's tough but he's nothing more than a suburban stuntman. He won't even drive in to the city.”

by T-von December 18, 2011

The Suburban Wiggas

Only the gnarliest gnar band in brunswick composed of band members: Jonas, Joelle, and Aiden

Journey: "OH did you hear Aiden is in a band now? God I want to marry him my coochie can't take it"

Joelle & Jonas: "that's my nigga from the suburban wiggas"

by Johnbun99 December 25, 2023

Suburban Boy

A man (typically named Omar) who has multiple lovers but wants them to be in a relationship with him while he claims to be single.

Also, has to kiss them on the forehead and text them every morning.

Omar is such a suburban boy, he loves me!

by TheBlackGhost February 8, 2024

Suburban Dictionary

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by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 16, 2022

suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.

Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?

by motorolamamii July 14, 2022

suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them

"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."

by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022