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Stuffism

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
Source: Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
by Jordan Jew December 14, 2008
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stuffed blunt

a cigar that has had the tobacco emptied out of it without cutting down the side of the cigar, leaving a hollowed out cigar shell that is then filled with finely crubbled weed and stuffed to the point where it resembles the cigar in its original form. depending on the type of cigar you use, this type of blunt can smoke for up to 45 min, or even longer. however it may take a full zip to zip and a half to stuff it completly
We stuffed 5 optimo blunts with dank.

We had to put the stuffed blunt out 6 times over 3 hours before we finally finished it.

It took two zips to completly stuff the blunt.
by the_infinitesimal October 15, 2004
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Stuffed Pepper

A gender reversal of the space docking technique.When fecal matter, or shit becomes lodged in the urethra, or cock hole of a penis, or baloney pony. Typically obtained while, or after, having anal sex, or butt secks.
Mark didn't want to fuck Jessica Alba in the butt, cuz he was afraid of getting a stuffed pepper. But he did it anyway, cuz its Jessica Alba! Plus, she was willing to do atm.
by dr. dribbles July 13, 2009
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finger stuffing

When a male is too drunk to get a hard on while in bed with a girl, thinking he could still do it he uses his fingers to stuff his dick into the girls vag, it will slip out but he will continue to fingerstuff until he passes out.
Ryan: Yo Tom did you fuck that girl lastnight?
Tom: I tried I was shitfaced so I just fingerstuffed her
Ryan:Nice I love finger stuffing
by Dizzie585 December 18, 2009
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stuffed turkey

When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.

She is totally stuffed, hence the name.
(guy talking to another guy)
"Let's make this bitch a stuffed turkey"
by alessanrda October 8, 2007
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Stuffing the donut

When one bro takes a shit on a girl's ass and then another bro proceeds to stuff the shit up the girl's ass with his dick
Jessica lost her job today and when she came back from work the only way to cheer her up was to stuff the donut, so I called up Ted.

Yo dude, me and my bra totally stuffed that bitches donut last night

I was stuffing the donut this morning. My dick still smells like poo
by Shark Murgs March 14, 2010
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Stuffing the Grape Leaf

"I bet he'll be stuffing the grape leaf later." Or.. "I really want to stuff that grape leaf bro!"
by Przmatik February 28, 2019
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