Standing Blovation

A man receiving felatio from a woman who is short enough (generally a midget) to achieve the act while both are standing on the same surface. Taller men may be able to achieve this with non-midgets.

I went to see that midget stripper and she gave a Standing Blovation for an extra $50.

by Willy wonkdick July 15, 2015

Standing Ovation

verb. when a male or any person in possession of a dick and balls thrusts in a way that procures a soft clapping sound from the dick and ball region.

"HEY GUYS, STANDING OVATION" *proceeds to make their nuts clap*

by Stranded Fellow March 28, 2021

Standing On Orange

When someone is REDACTED

Bro was Standing On Orange last night, yo!

by coatlsAviator May 10, 2022

Scrandinavian

Someone on xbl who is a bad-kid scrando or a scrandom

XxXlegitsnipequickscopeiilegitZzZ- wow I just got noob tubed again by that same annoying kid!

SniperXxXheadshotiilegitpwnageZxZ- Ya man he's obviously scrandinavian

by Timahhhhhhhhhh September 2, 2010

Standino

A synonym for the word 'standard', used when something happens that is expected or is a usual procedure or occurrance

Mr H: I see your drinking ginger beer again
Mr S: standino

Mr H: Johns late again!
Mr S: standino

by Mr SR from le4 June 21, 2011

Sanding Wood

Masturbating

Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2

by T. J. Efferson March 24, 2017

strainking

Pronounced: Strain-king
When the straining leads to the stinking on the toilet.

“Dad was positively strainking on the toilet last night”

by Roseforword December 31, 2019