What's the scoop?

Penis.

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*

by VineGuy26 December 1, 2018

scoop and tuck

When a male has a hard on, he takes (shall we say, "scoops")his D and tucks it into his waistband to avoid tent-like action.

Peter had to do the scoop and tuck when Tim walked into the room. Their sexual chemistry was hard to keep down, no pun intended.

by Alyssa and Emily December 3, 2007

[Doot-Scoop]

An automobile or any vehicle with the capacity to hold more than one person.

Gonna pick up my Doots in my Doot-Scoop.

Look at Jimmy cruisin' around in that Doot-Scoop.

by Donkey Hodey January 22, 2009

shoop

to have sex

can i get a scoop>> u make me wanna shoop

by kghstp June 13, 2003

louisville butter scoop

1. n. A dynamic, amorphous phrase used to identify fleeting ideas in one's head or potential objects in ones possession. Generally used by those under a combination of great stress and the effects of self medication.
2. n. A mixed alcoholic beverage of great strength.

1. "Baby hold my louisville butter scoop while I inflate this, please."
2. One more Louisville Butter Scoop and this young man is going to need an ambulance.

by Acidophilus September 6, 2004

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs July 28, 2008

Scoop

A scoop is described as a person of the Mormon-Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints religion. They are described as a scoop because God took an ice cream scoop out of their brain when they were born.

Man, those scoops keep coming to my door and asking for money.

by NADROJ NOSRAC March 9, 2011