Steamy Greenie Meanie

A steamy greenie meanie is a person who does not show respect for you like how the Buddhist brothers were protecting their temple.
“Jake and Dylan are such Steamy Greenie Meanies.”
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Steamy Bryan

When you perform a Steamy Richard (Where you take a solid shit in a sock, microwave til steam comes out of the pores, slap a friend with it) then assfuck the friend and clean off your dick in their mouth or cunt.
I was just sitting there and he performed a steamy Bryan on me. Ruined my night.
by ToiletBryanThoughts November 24, 2021
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steamy joe

When you take a dump in a coffee mug, and you melt it in the microwave. Once it is molten and steamy, you use it as lube with a sexual partner.
Emily and I woke up at the crack of dawn and did a nasty steamy joe before going to meet her parents
by Mark T-Pain June 09, 2024
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steamy raincoat

After I pulled out of her ass I had a steamy raincoat on my dick
by TwiztedPrevert79 March 25, 2017
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Hot steamy expresso

When you drop your hot steamy load on your closet friend while they sleep to get them wide awake and ready for the day
My friend was having a hard time getting out of bed this morning so I had to give him a hot steamy expresso
by MeepBeep#2 October 26, 2023
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Steamy Finger

When a person puts their finger(s) inside a willing recipients anus and wiggles it in and out until he or she has feces on their finger
I scratched my anus and had a steamy finger for the rest of the date
by Gmoneymight April 04, 2023
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steamy cartwheel

A person standing up takes hold of another person upside down in the standing 69 position. Both people move their heads as close to the other anus as possible before taking a shit and attempting a cartwheel.
Joe: "Garry you fancy being upside down this time in the steamy cartwheel"
Garry: "Only if we are quick, it isn't comfortable"
by Bowlzzz December 24, 2015
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