pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

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Period stains

The reddish tinted residue from the menstrual cycle, most commonly observed in white underwear. A more serious instance would be if the girl's pants also exhibited stains.

"Man, did you see Keisha today?"
"No, why?"
"She got some serious period stains on the go."

by jhgfng1 May 7, 2010

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gas station milkshake

The delicious and rich drink comprised of residual breast milk from the baby changing station in a gas station bathroom and a half-pint of ice cream. Scrumptious!

I only had $3 so I got a gas station milkshake. That shit slaps.

by BunNSleepBag July 12, 2020

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Stainer

An inept internet troll. Someone who is incompetently and over-confident in trolling.

Yeah, he said he was an elite troll, but he's just a stainer.

by Cfame March 30, 2013

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twat stain

An insult used to describe someone who has just done something particularly stupid. It comes from the markings left behind in a womans underwear following some desrciption of vaginal discharge.

Jim: Oh dear, I have appeared to drop my pen.

Bob: God Jim, you're such a twat stain.

by Chris Wynne June 24, 2005

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