squidward in a chair

a cancerous meme that will make you suicidal so,DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

OMG did you see that squidward in a chair one hour version

by Fellow_Germans_unite! May 4, 2018

Shizzard

N. The combination of the terms 'shizzle' and 'wizard', meaning a cool person with magical abilities.

Not to be confused with the other definition of 'shizzard' meaning a shitty blizzard

The cocky rapper thought his rhymes were magical, thus calling himself the Shizzard.

by Shizzzard July 13, 2009

Squidward

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

by krissi d December 8, 2009

Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

snizzard

a snowy blizzard with high winds resulting in a day off from school!
©Huber 2011

I hope this snizzard brings us over a foot of snow so that we don't have school tomorrow.

by playwickian2011 January 12, 2011

squidard

one lonely pubic hair on a womans monk

I almost choked on my girlfriends squidard.

by naked mole rats April 7, 2011