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Squashing the Vibes

When a nibba be talking some bum ass shit that completely kills the overall good vibe and bums everyone else
Me and the bois about to consume some Popeyes, Jollibee's or whatever the fuck is open at 1am:
Boi 1: damn yo, I'm famished asf I think imma order the 8 piece bucket all for myself
Bum boi: Don't you know that deep fried chicken is loaded In triglycerides and fat and the chemicals from the super heated cooking oil are carcinogic blah blah

Gives a condescending look
Boi 1" bro you are like totally squashing the vibes over here, it's 1am I got the munchies I honestly don't give a fuck about any of that shit.
by reformedshibainu February 18, 2022
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Squash

To rapidly twerk on a stop sign while eat a bowl of ramen.
by Frizbee butthole November 9, 2019
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squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.
“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”
by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019
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chummy squash

I can't wait to send this snap to my chummy squash group. They're going to LOL so hard.
by Lusters dictionary August 9, 2017
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Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
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Butternut squash

The act of a man shoving his balls into a girls ass and then the girl clamping down on them.
Steve was slightly freaked out,but also slightly aroused when his girlfriend said she wanted to the butternut squash.
by DannyEd October 1, 2017
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squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.
"i'm about to squash the carrot "
by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017
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