Shredding Life

The act of farting.

Damn, you smell that? Yeah, that girl is shredding life over there.

by BOHSasb August 20, 2011

spending amnesia

Conveniently forgetting the price tag of an awesomely expensive item that you just had to have, particularly when queried a spouse or partner on reviewing your credit card bill.

"Nice purse! Is it new?"

"Oh, thanks! It was only like $25 or something! Saks was having a huge sale!'"

(Reviewing credit card bill) "Girl, I think you have spending amnesia!"

by mommuff June 24, 2014

Spleening

To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)

I gave her/him a good spleening (

by Karl Carpenter March 5, 2004

Shredding

the shredding of the uteran wall when a woman has her period

Mary must be shredding cause she is acting like a crazy bitch!

by ditaluver September 21, 2011

Speeing

Throwing up on the floor while sitting on the toilet.

"Dude I was speeing so much last night!"

by Alexander the Speeer December 17, 2008

Spleening

Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.

You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.

by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018

Shredding

An act whereby a man or woman is encouraged by their partner to don a G-string/thong, pull siad thong up high around their waste and proceed to take a shit. As the shit comes out it will be 'shredded' in to 2 or more pieces. This act is known as shredding.

Dave: Hey Julie I'm well up for some shredding, where's your skimpiest thong?

Julie: Are you sure Dave? I had a HUGE curry last night.... feels like it may be a bit sloppy for shredding.

Dave: O yeah! the sloppier the better babe!

by Wanker Jack November 4, 2008