When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.
by Emerson89 February 10, 2014
Get the Wedgie Spreadmug. The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
Get the Satan Spreadingmug. An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
Get the the spread of dreadmug. 1)Something that spreads fast, really fast. Like a virus.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
2)Could also be talking about easily spread butter.
by Gryffitherin December 15, 2011
Get the Quick Spreadingmug. Three meanings all used interchangeably:
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
1. Like fresher-five : gain weight hence spread
2. Fresher flu - flu which spreads like wild fire because freshers can’t keep their hands to themselves
3. Freshers ‘spreading of legs’
Returner Grace: gee John that fresher spreads hitting you hard, I swear you’re twice the size since I last saw you!
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
Fresher John: Fresher spreads got me in more ways than one. I’m sick as a dog.
Returner Grace: Yeah well you know why, you woulda got it off that girl you were hooking up with last Sunday night. Bloody fresher spread alright.
by Royal exchange April 22, 2020
Get the Fresher spreadmug. When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 3, 2020
Get the Spreading Mayonnaisemug. The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.
by #1Bodega July 29, 2020
Get the spreading stokemug.