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The Spread Stephen

The technique stephen (Actually Stephen) uses when he's about to fart on a bus
(Blame discord pals, not me)
"If you want to fart without people realising, use the spread stephen technique"
by Random username idek January 16, 2021
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Babybatter spread

When you have reach an erection and have rubbed to hard and a slow white paste has left the tip of the penis and have to spread your dingdong across a flat object.
Yo bro I had to do a babybatter spread last night

On a towel tho right

Nah Jessica's stomach
by 2t0y2le1r February 7, 2021
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stimmy spread

When you obtain your stimulus money and purchase food that one would not normally eat.
Keoki got his money and laid out a “stimmy spread” fit for a king...
by Geo fence March 18, 2021
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Satan Spreading

The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
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Spread Love

Definition 1: (Adj.) Being kind, loving and accepting of others.
Definition 2: (verb) Jizzing all over the place to mark your territory.
Definition 3: (noun) A based individual that doesn't take shit from nobody while still being kind and helpful.
Example 1: That's very spread love of you.
Example 2: I'm going to spread love all over you.
Example 3: Look at that spread lover. What a great person!
by Love69Spreading420 September 3, 2022
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head spread

When a person's head widens as they age. This is particularly true with males. (Alec Bakdwin, Zac Efron, Matthew Perry are a few examples)
Matthew Perry had serious head spread between season 1 and the final season of Friends.
by Chainsawchelsea August 21, 2021
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Ghetto spread

Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse
Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread

Man 1: Nice bro, I see you
by manmytheffingloser September 4, 2021
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