An action you take when you fart. It is done by spreading the butt cheeks out so air can flow through without a sound.
by littledicktrip January 14, 2018
The act of introducing people to Onewheel by sharing enthusiasm, teaching others to ride, passing along tips and tricks, and helping build the Onewheel community.
by #1Bodega July 30, 2020
Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces and cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but you dont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
by Fatty Magoo October 01, 2018
When you and a group of people go door to door in a neighborhood, spreading mayonnaise on their doorbell, door handle, peep hole. In a timely fashion without getting caught
by Vekaksbkenmeekjsnekekwjshsysus April 04, 2020
I spread the mayonaise on you're mom last night
by Slynxyz February 15, 2016
The art of spreading a refrigerated, solid spread on a toast without tearing it apart when the Spreader doesn't have time to let the toast's heat melt the spread.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
There are 2 major cases where Precision Spreading can be of great use: When spreading butter or cream cheese.
Cream cheese should be used for Precision Spreading training as it is the easier of the two.
Solid butter, however, is the true ultimate challenge here. As butter actually is solid as opposed to creamy.
*derp grabs a toast, some refrigerated butter and starts spreading the little block*
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
*derp goes too fast and tears a hole in the toast because the butter is solid and just won't spread*
Dammit! I should have applied Precision Spreading there.
by kirzanSix September 04, 2012
The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021