Spork

(n.) A jerk, mansplainer, or similar, specifically someone who believes themselves to be of more benefit to the world than they, in fact, are.

I complimented his shoes and he made a big deal about not telling me where he got them so I can't "copy" him. What a spork.

by Hari314 July 8, 2025

Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

Metal Spork

Impossible.

Smartest Person Ever: Why only PLASTIC sporks here, and not any METAL sporks?
The Person Ever: I dont know, just somethin they do

by NotIsaacWasTaken March 18, 2023

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at

Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!

by mtnbiker March 18, 2023

Spork

When you cuddle with a person and then fuck them, so you fuck while cuddling.

Dude me and my girlfriend totally sporked last night.

by Babiigirlhere July 6, 2011

teeth spork

teeth spork

teeth spork

by teeth spork December 24, 2022