dirty spoon

While spooning...the person in the front with their back towards the other person accidentaly or intentionally farts on the person in the back.

How embarrassing, last night I accidentally gave Micah the dirty spoon.

by Sassy 1 March 10, 2008

1 Man 2 Spoon

A very disturbing video of a man taking his eye out of his sockets with a spoon.
The man puts the spoon into his eye socket and takes it out.

dude1: Did you heard of 1 Man 2 Spoon
dude2: No
dude1: Search it up
dude2: HOLY CRAP

by 8408 :D June 19, 2021

alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.

She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.

by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009

Used Spoon

refers to a person who has been passed around so much that they have lost their appeal and no one wants them.

Origin: from the bucket of used spoons at any gelato store.

"I would go out with her but I heard she's a used spoon."

by It's Isaac Bitch! March 28, 2010

spooned

to engage in sexual actions while the other partner is asleep

"he/she got spooned last night"

by a b00b May 29, 2004

spoonable

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

by John Williams December 28, 2004

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010