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Paper-saver

When you go for a shit and wipe you're arse and the piece of paper is spotless, ready to be used again. Not to be confused with a paper saviour.
"I've only used up three sheets of toilet paper and I've had seven shits! Thank you paper-saver!"
by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006
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spacers

Bob: Yooo whats up can I get on myspace on your phone Chad?
Chad: Yeah but there are no spacers on on this time of day.
by The Unknown<3 March 27, 2009
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slavery

Damn that lincoln!! he must have liked the niggers!!
by Haxor Maxor February 24, 2005
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modern-day slavery

When people look down on other people because they think their better. Also realated to stereotyping, racism, prejudice, sterotyping, and discriminating.
When that popular girl/guy starts being mean to you cuz you don't wear designer crap, that's modern-day slavery.
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week saver

when you are a sales rep you generally perform by the week or by the month depending upon the industry. a week saver is a deal that comes in just in the nick of time to help you hit your goal.
tim--i just sent out doc's on a 10k fee if it comes back that will be a week saver.
brian-- that 10k fee will be not only a week saver but a cha-cha-ching!!
by afstim June 1, 2006
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Money Saver

One who does not need large quantities of alcohol to get drunk, hence they save money. This is a positive term to the negative term light weight.
Guy 1: Damn I'm hecka drunk right now. I'm such a light weight.

Guy 2: Nah dude, you're a money saver.
by EOD Splosion August 15, 2012
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No-square sparer

Someone (Person A) who, when in a public restroom, refuses to give a person sitting in the adjacent stall (Person B) a square of toilet paper when Person B has run out of toilet paper. No-square sparers typically take high risks, as there is always a chance that Person B could exit the stall at the same time as them and initiate an argument.
Person B: Hey, person in the other stall, could I have a square of toilet paper?
Person A: No, sorry.
Person B: You don't have any?
Person A: I have some, I just don't want to give any to you.
Person B: Please? Just one?
Person A: No.

Person B: Don't be a no-square sparer...just give me one! How hard is it?
Person A: **flushes and unlocks the stall**
Person B: (overhears the flushing and stall unlocking) F**K YOU, MAN! I'LL REMEMBER THIS SH*T!
by A Person Named September 15, 2013
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