sober coach

Someone that helps you recover from drugs or alcohol at home or anywhere you like. Intervention Orange County.com

A sober Coach comes to you your home and stays with you as you recover from drugs or alcohol.

by Rehab Guy March 22, 2011

sober blackout

a blackout state achieved by witnessing other inebriated persons do unspeakably awkward and socially appalling things. Witnessing the drunken absurdity throws the sober observer into a temporary state of shock, immediately followed a prolonged state of blackout.

Note: it is not necessary to consume alcohol in order to reach a state of sober blackout

"YES. It is called a sober blackout and I have had several of them...many of them at pub nite."

by SFSWATdfks August 20, 2012

Sober Seven

a girl that you think is hot when you have had a few beers, yet when you are sober she is only marginally attractive

- Dude, I hooked up with such a hot girl!
- Bro, she was only 'ok'. She was a Sober Seven!
or Cinderella at Disney Orlando

by your boy yo! January 11, 2010

sober through

the activity of clubbing without drinking any alcohol but still managed to maintain a high energy level.

A: Come to the club with us!
B: No, got an exam tomorrow morning.
A: Don't worry! You can just sober through.

by sobergal May 16, 2015

sober living

A toxic living environment with unnecessary rules for addicts. Most sober livings are insurance fraud, and care nothing if the addict lives or dies. They normally push cultish beliefs upon their members. They will keep your rent money and throw you out on the street for stupid shit, but preach god and spirituality. They stuff 15 people in a house and start racking in cash.

Sober livings are evil.

by Kingheroin May 07, 2019

Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.

Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!

by no_nameyo May 20, 2013

Sober Irishman

A hilarious joke. There isn't a sober irishman out there.

My dad is 100% irish- he's drunk all the time. He's always rambling about a Sober Irishman- that's when we have to help him get in bed.

by sniperkitty December 19, 2010