smurf

Skeet Skeet Skeet or to ejacualte all someone, something, or a ceiling

Hey i just Smurfed all over Michael

or

Hey i was wondering if you could smurf on me tonight

or

I like the way you smurf, you can hit the ceiling

by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009

smurf

a word that can be used to substitute most other words.

1.Last night when we left the bar, she started smurfin me.
2.No smurfin way.
3.Are u smurfin serious.
4.Smurf yeah.
5.Oh, that is freaken smurf, that is freaken smurf.

by danny g. November 3, 2004

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

by the one that got away November 4, 2003

Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it

I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!

by BigMike25 August 6, 2008

smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.

Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!

by Themanwhohasabrokenspacebar November 8, 2003

smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.

this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me

by mrninjaelephant August 6, 2010

Smurfed

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.

John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed

by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009