smelly kegal

a vagina with a very disgusting oder

the girl next door had such a smelly kegal that I had to stop eating her out

by andrewshaw111111 June 13, 2008

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

smelly lenord

a smelly lenord is when u ask a teacher to come help you , and the teacher smells of poo.

lenord came over to help me with my stats practicle and smells of shit . must have had a shit sambo for lunch.typical smelly lenord

by jamessullstinky bum November 14, 2010

Smelly Savalas

Another name for a man's Penis

Jacuzzi Pete has a Smelly Savalas. It is from Daves of Thunder Podcast

by DarrinH January 24, 2011

Smelly finger

A good oul fingering

Shane Glynn got the smelly finger

by Kidrock27383 June 18, 2018

Smelly Santiago

Farting on your girlfriend (bonus points for simultaneous titty twister)

He totally gave her a smelly santiago.

Please hun, no smelly santiago tonight.

by Buzzkillgrl September 3, 2011

Smelly Tong

A smelly tong is a tong that has been through a series of crappy events. This is often screamed out of the window as a profanity, or One would call themselves a smelly tong when handling their own poo!

A smelly tong is someone's dirty digits. Typically a "smelly tong" would consist of your thumb and index finger, both which have been shoved inside of your crack so that you can savor your flavor.

Ex: Smelly TONG!

Ex: Smelly Tong, you've done wrong.

by Turkey D November 16, 2010