Noun.
1)Rotten and rancid breath, that is more then the just your typical burping up garlic and gingivitis odors. The throat skunk is a deep and guttural stench that smells like somebody dipped you tonsils into a boiling hot cauldron of cadavers.
2)The feeling of a throat skunk is similar to the sensation you get after a long night of drinking and the cat (and or monkey) sneaks into your room and shits into your mouth.
1)Rotten and rancid breath, that is more then the just your typical burping up garlic and gingivitis odors. The throat skunk is a deep and guttural stench that smells like somebody dipped you tonsils into a boiling hot cauldron of cadavers.
2)The feeling of a throat skunk is similar to the sensation you get after a long night of drinking and the cat (and or monkey) sneaks into your room and shits into your mouth.
by A Downing February 11, 2007
Get the Throat Skunkmug. The Skunk Ape is one of the most dangerous creatures known to man. The Skunk Ape got its name from its huge body and its awful odor. It lives in the state of Florida, where it has been sighted many times.
The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.
The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.
When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.
The Skunk Ape is most deadly in the dark, where it gains all of its powers, in the daytime it is slowed down by its anti-photosynthetic cells. It has lunarsynthetic cells, which when energy is sent to it from the moonlight, its abilities increase 10 fold. With a raging torrent of energy flowing through its body, it is able to compress it's body and stretch its limbs, bones, and organs, to grab, strangle, and even simulate teleportation, by its fast stretching, it seems as though it has teleported.
The skunk ape reproduces asexually; by laying eggs, thus limiting its genetic versatility. This is the main reason the skunk ape has not evolved and retains its ancient mystic powers. The egg of the skunk ape is generally the size of a human head. The egg is green in color, and tends to glow in the dark.
When a Skunk Ape is seen the best thing to do is to arm yourself with any type of light. Flashlights and camera flashes work effectively in this situation, camera flashes stun and blind the skunk ape. The best option is to keep your eye and your light on it, if the light leaves it's fur for one second he could appear behind your back, and it's lights out for you.
by Davis Z. December 16, 2004
Get the Skunk Apemug. 1. A disdainful,incredulous look: Expressed by squinting with the left eye and raising the eyebrow of the other, while tilting the head slightly downward and to the left. Made notable by comedian David Letterman, often when riffing on the mannerisms of baseball manager Sparky Anderson.
by PJNevada January 11, 2009
Get the Skunk Eyemug. by Anonymous February 11, 2003
Get the Skunk Gutsmug. 
A bloody skunk is the result of an act of rough anal sex. The person receiving the anal sex is left looking like a bloody skunk. A skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and ejaculate. This skunk is bloody because the rough anal sex caused bleeding. The skunk is a skunk because it's a butt and, well, butts smell.
He got that woman so crunked
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked
He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked
He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.
by Dan from Cali September 10, 2005
Get the bloody skunkmug. by kykymot March 3, 2014
Get the skunk drunkmug.