Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.

"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"

by Zachmo May 11, 2018

Skateboard

It’s something where old people try to ride to teach they but fall instead.

Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee

Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!

That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg

by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021

Skateboarding

The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.

“Yo bro, wanna go skateboarding?

by Theboard34 March 21, 2024

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

by skaterhater April 29, 2022

Ucf skateboarding

The skateboarding club at the University of Central Florida. One of the most popular clubs at UCF the community meets at the addition financial arena every Tuesday to skate and socialize.

You Billy you going to the ucf skateboarding skate meet at 6 today?

Yes! They bringing the box to skate!

by anonymous November 24, 2021

skateboard head

A kid in your 7th grade class that will not stop calling u mac and cheese.Also roles a tiny skateboard over your head and that then got it stuck in your hair.

¨way skateboard head¨

by McKaylea March 3, 2020