skateboarding

When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.

"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

skateboards

titties that seperate….

Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards

by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022

Skateboard

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one

My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$

by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020

Skateboard

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.

That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016

Skateboarding

The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.

“Yo bro, wanna go skateboarding?

by Theboard34 March 21, 2024

skateboarding

skateboarding is something people have a passion for and is a rare talent and not many people like it but its the greatest thing to exist and is very fun time consuming takes practice the best thing i personnaly enjoy in life

skateboarding being defined

by Young_nova666 April 1, 2021