sewage stomach

When a girl gets a stomach ache after receiving anal sex, then immidatly giving a blow job.

Sara had to go home cause she got sewage stomach... her man probably put it in her butt, and back in her mouth.

by mehay January 4, 2005

stomach pump drunk

The act of being drunk to the point of near death, or needing to get one's stomach pumped. "Stomach pump drunk" is usually a "goal" acheived intentionally by those who consume ridiculous amounts of alcohol.

-What are you doing tonight?

-Bro, I'm getting stomach pump drunk tonight.

by recon_scout March 3, 2011

bloody stomach

With a bottle (fifth) of vodka, break a hole in the bottom, as to shotgun the entire bottle. However, make sure that substantial amounts of glass particles end up interspersed in the liquid. Now, remove the cap, and down entire bottle. Next, go to the emergency room.

Definition 1 (noun):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just did a bloody stomach.
Dude 2: Shit man, that is some fucked up shit.
Dude 1: Shit dude, maybe I should consult a medical professional immediately.

Definition 2 (verb):
Dude 1: Shit dude, I just bloody-stomached a whole bottle of vodka.

by William OReilly April 1, 2010

stomach acid

Produced when one is forced to listen to an office full of people sucking their own dicks.

My stomach acid was really churning when I had to listen to the asswiped in shitty's office.

by Ammered April 11, 2005

sitcom

A word used in response to hearing a story from a friend that will inevitably lead to an awkward situation. Such as the basis of many bad sitcoms.

Friend 1: It looks like my grandma and her 2 cats are going to be staying with me and my girlfriend this week.

Friend 2: Sitcommmmmm!

by funnythatsmyname March 23, 2011

stomach crunchies

When a male blows his load on a females stomach and it dries.

Guy 1: My girlfriend let the cum dry on her stomach and it made a crunchy noise when she sat up.
Guy 2: My mom likes to call it stomach crunchies.

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

Stomach Art

A dried area of vomit on the sidewalk that can sometimes take on interesting shapes and forms. Sometimes includes corn, olives, or whatever was for dinner.

Hey, watch out for that "stomach art". You almost stepped in it.

by Fillmore Phil December 15, 2008